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A new app called “Freedom” locks you out of captioned cat pictures and pointless babble (yes, the entire Internet) for a specified period of time.

The newspaper industry is lobbying hard to make the effect permanent and have the software installed by default on all new personal computers.*

(via Zoomdoggle)

* Completely false.

2009 in Popular Searches

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Google’s type-ahead search suggestions often provide interesting insight into what the world wants to know. Recently I was curious about the most commonly researched definitions on Google, and realized that what I discovered resembled a twisted snapshot of the year in review. I submit the following: