Get Yourself Free
A new app called “Freedom” locks you out of captioned cat pictures and pointless babble (yes, the entire Internet) for a specified period of time.
The newspaper industry is lobbying hard to make the effect permanent and have the software installed by default on all new personal computers.*
(via Zoomdoggle)
* Completely false.
2009 in Popular Searches
Google’s type-ahead search suggestions often provide interesting insight into what the world wants to know. Recently I was curious about the most commonly researched definitions on Google, and realized that what I discovered resembled a twisted snapshot of the year in review. I submit the following:

